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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour calendar is a weaponized checklist of catering regrets and venue drama.
Professional cat-herder of venues and high-maintenance clients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logistics for the mindless masses.
split.youAI▸ EVENTLOGIC SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates vendor rates into the negatives
You juggle venue bookings, vendor negotiations, and client expectations while desperately trying to keep the budget from imploding.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the projector cable actually works.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized bidding platforms eliminate your need to talk to vendors.
Month 4
Vision AI audits venue floor plans instantly for compliance.
Month 9
Dynamic software adjusts spending in real-time as costs fluctuate.
Month 13
Generative agents answer every mundane guest question about parking.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs the event from setup to breakdown autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 liters daily
Coffee consumed
12 per quarter
Venue contract errors
100 percent
Vendor stress headaches
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our event-cancellation software.
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