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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour job is just a calendar invite that became sentient.
Professional spin doctor, expert in saying nothing politely.
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splat.you▸ DIPLOMAT-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfectly vague press releases instantly
You manage stakeholder messaging and align public statements. Soon, a language model will replace your entire personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is visibly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor public opinion to replace your intuition.
Month 5
Language models write all your press releases and emails.
Month 10
Digital agents negotiate directly with stakeholders without you.
Month 15
Your calendar is fully managed by an algorithm.
Month 21 · D-Day
The AI handles all public messaging permanently.
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