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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSixteen staff members to herd, one spreadsheet to replace you all.
Herding sixteen cats who all have teaching degrees.
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You manage staff, coordinate seven subjects, and handle faculty administration. Our software will do the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which student is lying before they open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors record every faculty meeting and email you send.
Month 6
Algorithms generate the master timetable faster and with fewer errors.
Month 15
Automated prompts replace your one-on-one performance reviews for staff.
Year 2.2
Software manages all resource procurement without your input.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The department runs autonomously via our central faculty console.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14
Meetings attended weekly
22
Emails per hour
High
Staff morale depletion rate
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