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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Head Of Football Administration jobs? · Latest report #8dfw898z
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstone carvings for professional sporting dreams.
Bureaucrat of the pitch (only ever offside in paperwork)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance for the beautiful game.
ow.you▸ ADMINGOAL AI-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files global player registrations in nanoseconds
You manage player registrations, transfer contracts, and league compliance filings while juggling rigid bureaucratic transfer window deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the arcane logic behind a convoluted transfer fee clause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your current spreadsheets are ingested into our unified compliance database.
Month 4
Transfer documents now auto-populate based on real-time league rule changes.
Month 10
The AI handles all direct correspondence with league registration portals.
Month 15
Compliance checks happen before you even sign a draft contract.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine fully assumes all administrative responsibilities for the club.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.00%
Transfer window errors
0.02 ms
Contract filing latency
Zero units
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium's empty parking lot.
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