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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell noble intentions to strangers who would rather be eating dinner.
Professional guilt-tripper with a spreadsheet and a moral compass.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning guilt into automated recurring payments.
toast.youAI▸ DONORBOT PROSPECT-ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monetizes empathy via predictive emotional data
You chase wealthy donors, manage gala events, and obsess over quarterly giving targets. You write pleas for money.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and stop speaking before the donor gets annoyed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI takes over the bulk of your generic donor emails.
Month 5
Smart models pick your best targets with 99 percent accuracy.
Month 13
The board receives real-time stats instead of your curated slides.
Year 2.1
Synthesized voices handle all donor appeals and speeches perfectly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are removed from the donor management cycle entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.3 percent
Cold call conversion
42 per hour
Gala speech yawns
12 cups daily
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CRM software.
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