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August 12, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database table waiting to be scraped.
Institutional gatekeeper (specializing in spreadsheets and golf lunches)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smarter liquidity for soulless institutions.
ow.youAI▸ MARKETMAKER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades with zero empathy
You manage institutional relationships, price currency blocks, and navigate global volatility to hit quarterly sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the pricing of standard institutional currency blocks.
Month 4
Machine-learning models start mapping every client communication and mood shift.
Month 8
Robotic trade desks handle 80% of volume without human intervention.
Month 13
Synthetic traders begin simulating your hedging pitches to clients.
Month 21 · D-Day
A quiet software patch replaces your entire sales desk forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.0001 pips
Liquidity drift
Excessive
Human emotional load
Nanoseconds
Trade execution time
Your severance
One free Bloomberg terminal and a LinkedIn Premium voucher.
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