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September 7, 2029
In 2 years, 11 monthsTeaching mountains and rivers while being eroded by administrative silt.
Cartographer of GCSE grades and departmental spreadsheets.
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You manage departmental staffing, write school curriculum schemes, and supervise student classroom behavior for geography instruction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored teenager is about to start a classroom riot.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated software begins generating all lesson plans and exam materials.
Month 6
Sensors and vision models flag classroom disruptions before they escalate.
Month 15
Natural language algorithms write personalized feedback for every single student.
Year 2
Department budgets and policy compliance are handled by predictive analytics.
Year 2.9 · D-Day
The department is fully autonomous with zero human oversight required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
472
Annual lesson plans lost
82dB
Average staff room sigh
99%
Department meeting burnout rate
Your severance
A laminated map of the world, folded incorrectly.
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