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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou navigate corridors of power to convince regulators that profit is altruism.
Professional whisperer, power-lunch enthusiast, and policy architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lobbying for the modern insurer.
ow.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects legislative shifts before they are published
You lobby politicians and track legislative shifts to protect corporate interests. You manage high-level policy advocacy and relations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle hesitation in a politician's voice during a private handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins indexing and summarizing every relevant legislative bill automatically.
Month 6
Software predicts regulatory outcomes better than your lunch-heavy intuition ever could.
Month 13
Algorithms identify which politicians to fund for maximum legislative influence.
Month 21
Digital agents generate and submit professional policy responses to government portals.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The lobbying process transitions entirely to machine-to-machine policy negotiation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12
Average lunch meetings per week
4
Bills killed or amended annually
800
Hours spent waiting for committee votes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our regulatory tracking feed.
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