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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour churn rate is currently the only thing actually growing.
Expert in burning VC cash to find one customer.
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Automated market domination for your hardware.
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optimises ad spend until you are broke
You track customer acquisition costs and manage ad spend to push expensive drink machines to bored hobbyists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a bad quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Algorithms replace your manual bidding on social platforms.
Month 5
Smart agents write and send better personalized sales emails.
Month 11
Visual AI tests and deploys perfect conversion layouts.
Month 15
Real-time dashboards provide data without your narrative spin.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system fully manages your budget and growth strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Sub-optimal
Ad spend efficiency
Falling
Customer lifetime value
Infinite
Meetings about growth
Your severance
Three months of expired cocktail subscription credits.
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