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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling AI tools to humans who do not understand them yet.
Professional power-pointer and professional venture-capital-chaser.
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Closing deals while you sleep in San Francisco.
shred.you▸ PIPELINE-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cold outreach emails to target lists
You spend all day crafting pitch decks and chasing leads for software that might not actually work yet.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly lie about product roadmaps to nervous investors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors purge your outdated CRM contacts while you sleep.
Month 4
AI builds your sales decks faster than you can blink.
Month 8
A clever bot handles all your boring outbound email sequences.
Month 13
Your digital clone attends the Zoom calls for you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system finishes the sale before the customer asks why.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
400 daily
Cold emails sent
8 hours
Time spent in Zoom
0.02 percent
Pipeline conversion rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed product.
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