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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading regional strategy for a spreadsheet that actually hits the target.
Regional architect of slide decks and endless Slack threads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision scaling for every territory simultaneously.
splat.you▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects quarterly forecasts to actual reality
You manage regional go-to-market motions and sales channel expansion. Now, software manages the territory data for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a local partner lies about their Q4 revenue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM activity logs are imported into our central neural model.
Month 4
The engine drafts your regional playbooks based on historical performance.
Month 8
Real-time market sensors replace your subjective quarterly growth projections.
Month 13
Digital agents negotiate channel margins without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single dashboard update renders your leadership role redundant forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
22 percent
Pipeline churn rate
84 percent
Meetings without outcome
412
Spreadsheet tabs managed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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