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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou specialize in predicting the future by ignoring it entirely.
Professional visionary, strategic dreamer, master of the blank slide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating buzzwords so you do not have to.
split.youAI▸ TRENDBOT-NEXUS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects total irrelevance onto your quarterly reviews
You draft slide decks about future-proofing while ignoring your own obsolescence. You attend meetings that exist only to exist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look somber and thoughtful while a project fails to launch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large language models will generate your vision decks automatically.
Week 9
AI participants attend your strategy calls and record zero progress.
Month 5
Dashboards will track your irrelevance in real-time for management.
Month 10
Autonomous agents will scour news feeds for the next buzzword.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire innovation department is replaced by a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
47
Slides per day
0
Meaningful outputs
892
Buzzwords per hour
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, empty boardroom.
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