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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to turn obvious trends into expensive PowerPoint slides.
Professional PowerPoint storyteller and chart-worshipper.
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Automated wisdom for the boardroom elite.
oof.you▸ OMNISIGHT CORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible growth projections
Aggregating raw data into dashboards and presenting actionable insights to stakeholders to justify expensive company-wide pivots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scripted pipelines replace your manual spreadsheet filtering routines.
Month 5
Self-updating visual tools render your manual reports redundant.
Month 11
Large language models draft your slide decks automatically.
Month 15
Predictive models replace your subjective intuition with math.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1,400 decks
Slides produced annually
32 hours weekly
Time spent in Zoom
Zero point four
Insights actually acted upon
Your severance
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