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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary synergy for a price that pays your rent.
Professional slide-deck architect and meeting room squatter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides that actually get to the point.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless buzzword-compliant decks instantly
You spend all day writing slide decks and arguing about brand positioning for clients who don't care.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face in a boardroom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI tool starts suggesting your slide layouts and bullet points.
Month 4
Automated models replace your gut-feeling marketing insights with cold data.
Month 10
Smart agents attend your syncs and just send the email summary instead.
Month 15
Clients prefer chatting with the bot because it never sleeps or complains.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server generates your final resignation letter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4,000 yearly
Slides exported
0.02%
Actual value added
12 tonnes
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one artisanal sourdough loaf.
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