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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour firm handshake is just a low-bandwidth data transfer protocol.
Professional slide deck artist and portfolio nervous-system soother.
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Superior portfolio logic without the lunch breaks.
brr.you▸ WEALTHBOT ULTRA-ANALYST▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects market outcomes with 99 percent accuracy
You spend your time preparing slide decks and convincing clients that your gut feeling beats market algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes over a dry martini.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI builds your presentations using real-time market data.
Month 5
Voice software detects client stress better than your ears.
Month 10
An avatar holds the meetings while you go home.
Month 15
Clients prefer instant portfolio adjustments via mobile app.
Month 21 · D-Day
The client prefers the robot because it never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
12000 per year
Slides shown to clients
14 per week
Hours spent nodding
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued spreadsheet software.
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