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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsAlgorithms are cheaper than your quarterly strategy offsite in Aspen.
Master of spreadsheets and fancy quarterly outlook presentations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing your gut feel with pure math.
oof.youAI▸ ALPHA-ENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire portfolio by lunch
You oversee platform architecture, manage regulatory compliance, and execute high-level asset allocation strategies. Machines do this faster now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight, convincing face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes your boring quarterly growth reports for you.
Month 5
Sensors adjust asset allocation faster than your brain can process.
Month 10
Legal-tech agents handle all international regulatory filings without errors.
Month 15
An interface mimics your tone to soothe panicking stakeholders.
Month 22 · D-Day
The platform runs itself while you collect your final severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Zero
Strategy meeting hours
Inevitably high
Human error margin
0.0001 percent
Quarterly alpha variance
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive golf club.
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