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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou manage the servers, but the servers are tired of you.
Professional firefighter of password reset requests and broken Wi-Fi.
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Automated uptime and infinite patience.
split.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire network during lunch
You oversee vendor contracts and network uptime while firefighting urgent staff ticket requests for broken email logins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a printer is about to break just by the hum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI starts categorizing your tickets to save your time.
Month 4
Physical servers are moved to the cloud by robots.
Month 9
Software automatically renegotiates all your expensive service contracts.
Month 14
Network hardware is replaced with automated monitoring systems.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to join the historical archives of IT.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Instantaneous
Ticket resolution speed
40 percent
Vendor contract savings
Zero units
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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