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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou protect the data until the AI deletes the vulnerability entirely.
Digital gatekeeper (mostly stressed, perpetually updating the firewall).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security that never takes a day off.
oof.youAI▸ CYBERGATE SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before it is discovered
You oversee complex server environments, manage security policies, and fight off relentless phishing attempts on the corporate network.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the printer is jammed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners begin mapping every device on your network daily.
Month 4
The system starts intercepting phishing attempts before they arrive.
Month 8
Servers now reboot and fix themselves without human intervention.
Month 13
Smart agents auto-correct user settings to maintain security standards.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs the department while you collect your severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
0.002 seconds
Firewall configuration speed
Zero
Annual phishing bypasses
None
Security audit downtime
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a legacy hardware museum.
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