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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou exist solely to justify the existence of your own reports.
Professional slide-deck curator and expert at nodding slowly.
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Management without the meetings or morale issues.
blub.you▸ EXECAGENT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by deleting dissenters from email
You shuffle project status slides and translate business panic into tech-team tasks. You manage stakeholders for mortgage software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot scrapes your email and calendar to map relationships.
Month 4
Software starts generating status slides faster than you can.
Month 8
AI handles low-stakes management updates without human interaction.
Month 13
The system identifies you as the primary cost bottleneck.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a read-only archive folder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,200 annually
Meaningless Status Slides
85%
Hours Spent Nodding
Chronic
Budget Variance Anxiety
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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