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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour expensive opinions on liability are just patterns waiting to collapse.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's deepest, darkest secrets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fewer billable hours, more absolute legal certainty.
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voids contracts with one flick of code
You draft contracts, manage regulatory compliance, and interpret messy statutes. You spend your life shielding companies from risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is about to commit a crime.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scanners ingest every contract your department has ever touched.
Month 5
Contracts are generated instantly without your tedious manual mark-ups.
Month 10
Sensors and software update your regulatory filings in real time.
Month 17
The leadership team prefers the machine's cold, logical probability scores.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your title is officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9 percent
Risk assessment accuracy
4000x faster
Contract processing speed
zero liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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