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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour entire strategy is just a series of spreadsheets waiting for deletion.
Professional deal-maker, amateur espresso-enthusiast, spreadsheet-addicted middle manager.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than your lunch hour.
shred.you▸ ACQUISITION-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your competitors while you sleep
You hunt for companies to buy, build complex valuation models, and spend your days trapped in endless deal negotiations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the Spanish seller gets offended by the opening offer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent pulls all your financial data into clean dashboards.
Month 8
Software replaces your Excel spreadsheets with real-time risk analysis engines.
Month 15
Large language models handle the initial email ping-pong for deals.
Month 21
An automated system gives the board live, flawless acquisition projections.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine handles the final closing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
40 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
92 percent
Time spent in meetings
0 zero
Accurate valuation models
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic PDF merger tool.
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