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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell imaginary growth to people who have too much money.
Master of the pivot and the LinkedIn thought-leader post.
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Automated narrative generation for the elite.
help!youAI▸ PITCHPERFECT AI V3▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect investor deck narratives
You manage brand perception, press relations, and pitch decks to help partners secure funding and source deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a founder is clearly lying to the board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models start writing your thought leadership posts automatically.
Month 3
Smart software builds pitch decks from raw data feeds.
Month 6
Automated agents handle all journalist outreach and press scheduling.
Month 10
Database tools replace your personal Rolodex and dinner planning.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running PR logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
47
Buzzwords per tweet
1200
Hours spent on slide decks
Excessive
LinkedIn ego metrics
Your severance
A lifetime supply of artisanal roasted coffee beans.
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