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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 8, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsOrbiting spreadsheets are not actual rocket science, just expensive paperwork.
Professional architect of orbital-grade PowerPoint decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated mission assurance for the final frontier.
split.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes orbital insertion paths instantly
You align client satellite requirements with launch vehicle capacity while managing high-stakes orbital deployment risk assessments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with grumpy launch providers when a proprietary satellite doesn't fit the fairing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your existing interface documents for patterns.
Month 5
Sensors identify orbital conflict risks faster than your team.
Month 13
Clients now request mission changes directly into the platform.
Year 1.9
The algorithm finds optimal fairing layouts without your input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all launch coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 per month
Orbital slots filled
92 percent
Payload mass efficiency
14 annually
Launch window delays
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Starlink and a bag of freeze-dried ice cream.
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