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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging a screen-based team is just a glorified bug reporting service.
Professional cat-herder of developers and UX designers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated product vision for the distracted masses
help!youAI▸ APPGOVERNOR-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises release cycles by deleting non-performing code
You oversee mobile app feature roadmaps, coordinate with engineering squads, and justify UX performance metrics to stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a design change will cause a revolt among the user base.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent drafts feature lists based on raw user engagement data.
Month 4
Software handles daily standups by summarizing pull requests automatically.
Month 8
Vision models enforce brand guidelines without needing a manual review.
Month 13
System pushes updates based on real-time A/B testing feedback loops.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human leadership role is fully integrated into the deployment pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
42 daily
Roadmap friction points
94 percent
Meeting-to-work ratio
890 active
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the app you no longer lead.
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