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Will AI replace Head of OSINT jobs? · Latest report #duerfzba
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour internet stalking hobby is now a software subscription.
Professional snoop of the digital paper trail.
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Truth without the human bias.
nom.you▸ DATACRAWLER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters entire internet for non-obvious patterns
Aggregating scattered open-source data into intelligence reports for clients. Automating the discovery of needles in internet haystacks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a source is lying despite the data looking clean.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers replace your manual searching of public social media profiles.
Month 4
AI models flag anomalies in satellite data faster than you.
Month 8
LLMs write your briefings by synthesizing raw feeds directly.
Month 13
Sensors and cross-check algorithms confirm source reliability without you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system finishes the final intelligence report and you retire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 billion/sec
Average data points processed
too high
Human error rate
zero hours
Sleep requirements
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium VPN.
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