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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsPredicting your policy shifts is easier than predicting a coin toss.
Professional cat herder of elected officials.
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Perfect consensus without the ego.
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You moderate chaotic floor debates and perform ceremonial duties while maintaining political support from your party members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the atmosphere turns physically hostile and dangerous.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart algorithms process legislative votes to eliminate human error.
Month 5
Sensors and microphones enforce speaking limits with perfect precision.
Month 12
AI models write and iterate on bills faster than committees.
Month 22
A high-resolution display replaces the physical moderator in chambers.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The entire legislative process is now handled by logic gates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 minutes
Average debate time
12 cups
Coffee consumed
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Scandals averted
Your severance
A lifetime pension paid in deprecated digital currency.
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