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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou manage the culture of people who are actually fixing things.
Corporate philosopher of vocational trades, now mostly spreadsheets.
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You oversee staff retention, payroll, and internal training at a vocational trade school.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a cynical instructor is about to quit before they file paperwork.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify staff frustration levels before you even read the inbox.
Month 4
Performance reviews are now generated by data analytics instead of meetings.
Month 9
Smart software adjusts instructor pay based on real-time workshop productivity.
Month 15
The system mandates happiness metrics that you no longer need to monitor.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your role is fully integrated into the firm's central operating system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
82 percent
Annual employee engagement score
18 hours weekly
Time spent on spreadsheet admin
94 point 2
Human resources friction coefficient
Your severance
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