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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou optimize funnels while your boss optimizes their vacation home portfolio.
Professional bottleneck between spreadsheets and actual revenue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure performance without the middle management overhead.
split.youAI▸ ADSYNTH AUTONOMOUS SUITE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates entire monthly budgets in seconds
You shuffle ad budgets and manage creatives for clients. You bridge the gap between human staff and automated tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell a client that their creative failed because it felt soulless.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms stop needing your manual adjustments for daily spend caps.
Month 4
Video staff are replaced by generative models creating high-performing assets.
Month 8
Automated dashboards render your weekly slide decks completely useless.
Month 11
AI agents monitor and patch funnel leaks without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your boss realizes the software works better alone and fires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
24 percent
Average ad spend wasted
4 cups
Coffee consumed per funnel
12 weekly
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to an AI writing tool.
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