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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou craft long-term strategies that AI will execute before lunch.
Herder of cats, weaver of briefs, master of spin.
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Policy writing at the speed of thought
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drafts ministerial speeches in milliseconds
Managing policy workstreams and briefing ministers on education system changes. You coordinate teams to draft long-term strategic documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a minister is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts scanning every policy document in your departmental archives.
Month 4
Software writes your first drafts faster than your team can blink.
Month 8
Algorithms handle the minor policy workstreams without human intervention.
Month 13
Direct AI-to-minister data feeds bypass your entire strategic team.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your department shifts entirely to predictive policy generation models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 per cycle
Ministers ignored
119
Acronyms invented
57 versions
Drafts per policy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pens and government-issued lanyards.
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