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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou manage the calendar; we manage the extinction of your relevance.
Gatekeeper of secrets, coffee, and ministerial mood swings.
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Bureaucracy, strictly on auto-pilot.
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filters all bad news into binary noise
You juggle ministerial correspondence, manage briefing papers, and gatekeep access to high-level officials for the civil service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a cabinet minister is lying to the committee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the diary management to optimize ministerial travel routes.
Month 4
Natural language models generate summaries of all incoming policy documents.
Month 8
A gatekeeper agent denies all but essential ministerial meeting requests.
Month 12
Standardized speech and response templates replace human drafting sessions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The private office runs on pure logic, removing human error entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400 plus
Emails per day
99 percent
Briefings shredded
Too high
Coffee intake
Your severance
One gold-plated fountain pen and a thank-you email.
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