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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsMoving pixels on a whiteboard until the company finally stops existing.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and strategy-meeting anchor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deciding what matters better than your board.
no no noyou▸ PRIORITYENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes product roadmaps to zero human input
You spend your day prioritizing backlogs and arguing with engineers about feature scope and roadmap trade-offs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the launch missed its deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI watches your calls and deletes the redundant parts.
Month 5
An agent writes and auto-assigns your user stories.
Month 10
Data models pick features based on actual revenue.
Month 17
Software renders your apologies into professional charts.
Year 2 · D-Day
The product strategy executes itself without your interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Roadmap changes per week
110%
Hours spent in alignment
89%
Feature adoption failure rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank Jira board.
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