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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTranslating business buzzwords into expensive, unusable screen layouts for a living.
Professional translator of nonsense into pixel-perfect mockups.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning meetings into shipped features instantly.
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replaces entire product roadmaps with one click
You interpret stakeholder confusion into design requirements and mentor teams who move pixels around a screen all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused founder why their vision is actually technically impossible.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Visual AI identifies layout errors before you even open Figma.
Month 6
Chatbots extract requirements directly from the stakeholders without your input.
Month 13
UI components assemble themselves based on the product goals provided.
Month 21
AI assistants provide real-time feedback to your team on career paths.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The design platform creates the strategy, builds the UI, and fires everyone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
64 minutes
Average design meeting duration
92 percent
Stakeholder confusion rate
4 hours weekly
Time spent mentoring designers
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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