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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spent years mapping customer needs to features that nobody actually wants.
Roadmap architect and professional translator of vague corporate desires.
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Automated roadmap generation for empty backlogs.
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replaces strategy sessions with optimal data outputs
You oversee roadmap prioritization and feature specs for complex data indexing software. Your days involve stakeholder alignment meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face about growth.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts drafting all your user stories and technical requirements.
Month 3
Algorithms replace your roadmap meetings using real-time market data.
Month 6
Virtual agents manage stakeholder expectations without emotional baggage.
Month 10
The system pushes updates directly to production without human approval.
Month 14 · D-Day
The department is permanently retired as software self-optimizes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,000
Roadmaps generated daily
Large
Average stakeholder ego size
94%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our proprietary sadness-mitigation app.
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