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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional email-sender who translates 'do it faster' into calendar invites.
Professional cat-herder of developers and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Turning meetings into actionable silence.
no no noyou▸ PROJECT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cancels all recurring meetings automatically
You shuffle Gantt charts and mediate between devs and stakeholders to keep arbitrary deadlines from slipping into oblivion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team is lying to you just by their silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers pull progress directly from Jira to stop you asking devs.
Month 3
An algorithm deletes every meeting where you didn't contribute a single word.
Month 6
Vision models detect delays and shuffle deadlines before you can blink.
Month 12
A predictive engine flags project failures before they even become problems.
Month 18 · D-Day
A dashboard replaces your desk and handles stakeholders with flawless, cold logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
47 minutes
Average sync meeting duration
14
Charts updated per day
92 percent
Emails sent without content
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-note auto-summarizer.
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