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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading expensive lunches for efficient automated policy influence engine updates.
Professional gatekeeper of the military-industrial legislative complex.
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Automated lobbying for the modern era.
split.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules infinite lobbyist lunches for bots
You draft government policy briefings and coordinate site tours for politicians to secure defense funding contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a politician actually hates the proposed defense contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart software logs all parliamentary movements automatically.
Month 8
AI models generate and distribute policy documents instantly.
Month 16
High-fidelity VR rigs replace physical politician site visits.
Year 2
Software identifies and messages key staffers without human help.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all government relations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400
Briefings generated daily
High
Cost per lobbyist
Excessive
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of corporate branded pens.
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