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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day signing off on things machines can already buy.
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split.youAI▸ PROCURE-O-MATIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonegotiates contract terms during your lunch break
You track vendor contracts, negotiate bulk supply pricing, and approve purchase orders. You manage inventory levels for everything.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about the shipping lead time over coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your vendor contracts to find better price points.
Month 4
The AI starts placing orders based on stock sensor data trends.
Month 8
Negotiation bots handle all routine pricing emails without your help.
Month 13
Department leads now approve orders via a single-click mobile app.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire desk with a single optimized server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Emails per day
Zero
Vendor disputes resolved
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated procurement software portal.
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