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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPredicting the end of the world to justify your budget meetings.
Expert in turning dire warnings into slide deck charts.
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The planet is doomed faster than you think.
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projects total climate collapse in three seconds
You monitor global ecological data to model long-term environmental hazards. You present these findings to skeptical executive boards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and soften the bad news for investors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape global data points without needing your input.
Month 5
AI models generate risk forecasts faster than your team can.
Month 13
Software writes the slide decks you usually spend days on.
Year 1.9
An interface presents the doom stats directly to the board.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes control and locks your office account permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
45 average
Slides per board meeting
too many
Hours spent in climate summits
mostly guesswork
Accuracy of ten-year models
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium carbon-neutral coffee.
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