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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling imaginary growth to people who have no actual product.
Master of the hypothetical upsell and zero-dollar growth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating fake revenue projections without the overhead.
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generates infinite fake revenue forecasts
You make slide decks about future potential revenue while burning investor cash in a dark, empty office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face during a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes stock images to build your meaningless decks.
Month 4
Digital bots handle your meetings by outputting buzzwords automatically.
Month 9
Algorithms generate growth charts that satisfy even the wildest investors.
Month 11
Software directly transfers investor funds into liquidating accounts daily.
Month 13 · D-Day
The company shuts down because the AI realized it has no product.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 decks
Slides per deal
Zero dollars
Actual income
Infinite
Burn rate velocity
Your severance
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