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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist to herd artistic cats who refuse to use Google Calendar.
Professional cat herder of temperamental creative freelancers.
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Resource management minus the human drama.
glub.youAI▸ VFX-FLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates booking based on project burn rates
You track artist availability and assign freelancers to project tasks to ensure movies get finished on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment an artist is about to ghost you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls all historical project data into a central database.
Month 4
Bots start sending auto-generated booking requests to your freelancer pool.
Month 8
Algorithms predict project needs and assign staff without human input.
Month 12
The software locks all rate negotiations to pre-approved corporate tiers.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheet is deleted and your account is archived forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
480
Freelancer reach-outs per day
112
Spreadsheet tabs open
87%
Artists ignoring emails
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our project management plugin.
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