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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthTeaching teenagers that science is mostly just cleaning up broken glass.
Herder of cats in lab coats and safety goggles.
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delivers lecture on entropy without breaking focus
You manage lab safety protocols, order dissecting kits, and convince children that Bunsen burners aren't flamethrowers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a teenager realizes they have failed their practical exam.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software starts rewriting your lesson plans overnight.
Month 5
Wall-mounted sensors now track every chemical spill automatically.
Month 13
Supply chains start ordering dissection kits without your input.
Year 1.9
Cameras watch for safety risks and lock down labs.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your admin access is revoked as the screen takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Goggles adjusted per hour
12 annually
Accidental chemical spills
18 percent
Students sleeping in class
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry-erase markers.
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