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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 31, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour screen full of camera feeds is just a glorified screensaver now.
Professional gatekeeper of doors and digital badge permissions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility oversight without the human pulse.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINAI SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies building access to everyone at midnight
You monitor access logs, manage guard rotations, and respond to facility breaches using cameras and alarm systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish between a lost delivery driver and a genuine threat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models identify loiterers before your human guards notice movement.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically revoke access for terminated or expired vendor accounts.
Month 10
Autonomous aerial units handle perimeter patrols without any human fatigue.
Month 15
Automated protocols lock down facility doors instantly during detected breaches.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your security dashboard is decommissioned as the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
78 percent
False positive alerts
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
12 monthly
Security patches ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own security camera feed.
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