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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsProfessional shepherd of academics who prefer arguing to actually doing work.
Expert at signing forms that nobody will ever read.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated consensus without the tedious human meetings.
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enforces departmental compliance via passive-aggressive ping
You manage departmental budgets and mediate researcher conflicts while masquerading as a productive institutional leader.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can sense when a researcher is about to quit over office chair comfort.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents sort your inbox and delete redundant meeting requests.
Month 5
Software tracks spending against grants better than any human manager.
Month 12
Machine logic resolves researcher squabbles using historical conflict resolution data.
Month 16
Generative models produce board presentations that look surprisingly authoritative.
Year 2 · D-Day
The institution realizes the department functions perfectly without a human lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42 minutes
Average coffee-break duration
100 percent
Emails sent avoiding work
12 annually
Project proposals filed in error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the institute's broken coffee machine.
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