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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage people who write code that you can no longer read.
Senior architect of expensive, fragile team dynamics.
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restructures entire departments in one cycle
You oversee release cycles, manage headcount budgets, and translate business strategy into technical roadmaps for engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which legacy system will crash during a Friday deployment.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor team velocity to identify redundant headcounts automatically.
Month 5
Strategy models generate project milestones based on historical team capacity.
Month 10
Quality assurance agents replace manual oversight of peer reviews and architectural standards.
Month 15
AI agents handle all one-on-ones, performance reviews, and team morale sentiment analysis.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full operational autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
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