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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTrading your soul for a logo on a race car.
Professional incinerator of venture capital funds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated partnership bidding for maximum churn
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You spend huge budgets on sports sponsorships and influencers to market volatile digital tokens to gambling addicts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to shareholders about the reach of a dead platform.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An agent scrapes every contract for underperforming sponsorship ROI.
Week 8
Smart contracts replace human agents for minor partnership deals.
Month 4
A vision model automatically bans influencers with fake engagement.
Month 5
The engine auto-buys ad inventory based on real-time market sentiment.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server keeps bidding on ad spots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Negative
ROI on influencer campaigns
High
Average ego inflation
Billions
Total wasted marketing budget
Your severance
A lifetime supply of worthless memecoin tokens.
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