Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Head of Storytelling jobs? · Latest report #p5prvnzk
Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsTurning corporate buzzwords into revenue was always just an LLM prompt.
Professional weaver of B2B fables and jargon-heavy narratives.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authentic corporate empathy at scale.
pop?you▸ STORYFORGE V.8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite linkedin thought leadership content
Drafts white papers, LinkedIn posts, and case studies to convince IT leads that software solves existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a prospect's face with genuine, unscripted human warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent ingests your past posts to mimic your voice.
Week 9
Custom workflows replace manual drafting for all case studies.
Month 5
Software manages all social queues without needing your approval.
Month 8
The AI shifts brand messaging in real-time based on data.
Month 10 · D-Day
The final manual narrative is published by the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
14
Buzzwords per paragraph
0.02%
Average LinkedIn engagement
32 per week
Hours spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn Premium subscription and a generic coffee mug.
Discussion
