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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling imaginary money at high speed is best left to algorithms.
Crypto evangelist with a slide deck for every occasion.
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Growth strategy without the lunch meetings.
stretchy.youAI▸ YIELDMAXIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes liquidations while you sleep
You draft whitepapers, analyze market data, and pitch growth metrics to investors. AI will automate these slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent scrapes all your market data for analysis.
Month 4
The system auto-generates your strategy decks based on trends.
Month 9
Automated voting logic executes your liquidity decisions for you.
Month 13
Virtual avatars present the growth strategy to your investors.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server logs you out and terminates your access forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42 slides
Slides per deal
98 percent
Bullshit density
12 weekly
Meetings about nothing
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ramen and hopium.
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