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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 21, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets have feelings, but the GPU doesn't care at all.
Professional cat-herder of creative teams and spreadsheet deity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human bottleneck.
help!youAI▸ OPSCORE SUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates team resources before you finish coffee
You track team capacity, manage studio budgets, and obsess over project timelines. You are the glue of misery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the office politics and know which producer is actually quitting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your project management software begins auto-filling status reports for you.
Month 3
Algorithms take over resource planning by analyzing historical velocity data.
Month 6
Financial bots flag variance in burn rates before you even notice.
Month 10
Logic gates dictate project priorities, rendering your human mediation obsolete.
Month 14 · D-Day
The studio runs flawlessly without any human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Too many
Meetings you run
47
Spreadsheet tabs open
112
Unread Slack pings
Your severance
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