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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour luxury wellness brand is actually just a subscription box service.
Full-stack manager of spreadsheets and expensive dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logistics for the modern vanity brand.
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reconfigures your entire supply chain by breakfast
You juggle backend database management, website deployment, and logistics coordination. You are a glorified digital firefighter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the deployment failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire physical stock to a live database.
Month 4
The API handles shipping logic without your manual intervention.
Month 10
Code pipelines deploy themselves without checking with you first.
Month 16
An LLM scans all legal documentation to flag anomalies.
Year 2 · D-Day
The AI assumes control of the entire tech and ops stack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
92%
Average burnout rate
14 days
Uptime before crash
40/week
Meaningless meetings
Your severance
A lifetime supply of our luxury essential oils.
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