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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the roadmap for tools that will replace your desk.
Strategic orchestrator of high-level cloud-based technical roadmaps.
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Automated strategy for a leaderless future.
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deletes your entire project history instantly
You oversee software architecture and vendor strategy while planning business-aligned technical roadmaps for the entire organization.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the legacy server uses those specific cables.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors map your data flows and document every forgotten dependency.
Month 5
Automated agents take over contract negotiations and renewal cycles.
Month 11
Codebase-crawling algorithms replace your manual technical architecture reviews.
Month 16
Dynamic planning models generate roadmaps faster than you can write.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and sets your access to read-only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Roadmap drift probability
400 mg/m3
Strategic jargon density
High
Help desk ticket rage
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive ergonomic chair.
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