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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend six figures on cloud sprawl while robots await deployment.
Professional slide-deck architect and project roadmap dreamer.
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You facilitate expensive corporate brainstorming sessions and shepherd software implementation projects through layers of regulatory pharmaceutical bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific physical act of looking solemn during budget rejections.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapers replace your weekly status syncs with real-time dashboards.
Month 4
Smart models negotiate software contracts faster than any human procurement.
Month 8
Algorithms generate your roadmaps by scraping successful industry patent databases.
Month 13
Automated validation agents handle FDA compliance logs without human errors.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single script terminates your role and schedules your exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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